GDT News of the Weird

A couple of weird news stories hit the internet recently, concerning our man, GDT:

The first is Guillermo describing a “Close Encounter” to he had when he was 15 and living in Mexico:

He explained: “I was with my friend in Mexico and we saw a light moving over the highway. It jumped all over the sky.

“We started beeping our horns and flashing our lights – and suddenly it jumped around 60km closer.

“We raced back to the city. It started following us.”

The second story is a from an interview with Selma Blair, who says GDT advised her to go on an acid trip to help “overcome her doubts and insecurities.”

“You know what Guillermo thinks? That I should go to Amsterdam and take an acid trip and it would fix my head. I think he could be right, you know.”

After reading the latter story, I couldn’t help but think of that old Motley Crue song:

He’s the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He’s the one that makes ya feel all right
He’s the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He’s gonna be your Frankenstein.

Except on the last line, replace “He’s” with “Doug Jones”.